Panel 1

BUBBA: I'm Bubba Brown

SKAG: I'm Skag, roomie, and boy am I glad to see you.

Panel 2

SKAG: After my roommate was partially devoured by man-eating meat maggots I've had a heck of a time finding a replacement.

Panel 3

BUBBA: What?

SKAG: They're from Africa. Very mean. I guess I shouldn't have tried to raise them in a paper bag.

Panel 4

BUBBA (thinking): A roommate from hell.

SKAG: One moment a guy with his whole life ahead of him and the next -- a maggot munchie.