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TITLE: BAMALAND

NARRATOR: Before the strip gets underway, let's review the three T-Town tips.

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NARRATOR: 1. T-Town has finally approved its new motto.

SIGN: Tuscaloosa: a boring hellhole, but in a nice way.

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NARRATOR: 2. Giant mutant cockroaches roam at will.

CHILD: MOM!!

COCKROACH: We're going to eat your head.

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NARRATOR: 3. Even though the mayor is dead, he has been ruled semi-preserved enough to serve out another term or two.