Panel 1

SKAG: ... And I'd thought I'd use the profits from 'pros-t-toots r us' to start a local teen devil worship club. Kids today need so much guidance in their li-

BUBBA (thinking/SFX): "SNAP"

Panel 2

BUBBA: AAAAAARGH!

BUBBA: This has got to stop! You can't keep doing this! Stop the madness, Skag!

Panel 3

BUBBA: Hey, roomie, why so tense? The odds of the university cops kicking down the door, arresting you, and getting you thrown out of school, thereby ruining whatever little hope of a future you still had left, are one in three at best.

Panel 4

SFX: SLAM!

COP: Everybody freeze!

BUBBA (thinking): Fate is a bastard.

SKAG: Hey roomie, you beat the odds.