Panel 1

E.T. (thinking): Well, this turned out to be a total waste of my time. I've been trugging around for days.

Panel 2

E.T. (thinking): I'm never gonna find this geek. He's probably being worshipped by the earthlings as a God somewhere.

Panel 3

E.T. (thinking): Either that, or he's hooked up with some earth babe and they're shacked up somewhere raising little earth-dudelings

Panel 4

E.T. (thinking): So, farewell, blue earth.

E.T. (thinking): Oh- damn, I did it again. Jeez, these earthlings. You can't snuff just one.

SFX: ZAP!

SFX: MAAIIIIIEEE