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MIKEY: Excuse me, Mr. Skag, did you say something about flesh-eating Christmas zombies?

SKAG: Sure I... hey! You don't mean you've never heard of the Christmas zombies?

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SKAG: Well, as every child knows, Santa visits all the good little boys and girls on Christmas and brings them lots of presents.

SANTA: HO HO HO

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SKAG: And on the same night selected children in Alabama, Wisconsin, and Guatemala are visited by the Christmas zombies and eaten alive.

VICTIM CHILD: Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus!

SFX: AAAAIIIEEE!

Panel 4

MIKEY: Oh, Mr. Skag! I promise I'll be extra good!

SKAG: Being good has nothing to do with it, Mikey. They choose your name randomly out of the phonebook. Nighty-night.